Totally Recalled It! :)
Forgive me, this was written on my phone. The remake of Total Recall is basically a makeover of the same story but lamer (without Mars it ain’t Recall). With a smelly Minority Report sweater and a Terminator Salvation personality, as in it put me to sleep more than once. I’ll explain, the action was well executed, it was cool, and everyone’s performances were great (although Bryan Cranston and Bill Nighy were not used well). It was purely a lackluster storyline. If you’re gonna recycle a movie plot from the 80’s about a space age spy with amnesia take it from Arnold himself, “…get your ass to Mars.”

I’ve heard for years that I should be watching Mad Men. Unfortunately those that had sworn by it over the years were not my favourite people at the time; I found them snobby and maladjusted and therefore assumed that you must first be a snob before enjoying Mad Men to it’s fullest potential. One friend even talked about ordering $500 tumbler glasses like the ones from the show, which made me wanna throw-up and kick his ass at the same time.